Meet the SMN Staff: Florida man Style

By: Carlina Bogdon

For the past few years, the internet has been blessed with funny news headlines based around the infamous Florida man. Keep on reading to meet the staff of Smithville Media Network and the Florida man headline on their birthday.

Josi Billings- June 2: Florida man gets Bush-whacked, struck with a can of beans by local deputy.

Alex Lake- August 27: An apologetic but confused man greeted Florida firefighters after he allegedly started a house fire as he tried to bake cookies on a George Foreman grill, according to local media reports.

Kateland Ligon- February 11: A Florida man is under arrest accused of video recording himself performing sex acts on his Siberian husky dog.

Amanda Holt- September 18: Florida man was spotted on the roads today, riding a jet ski

Carlina Bogdon- March 1: Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him a pizza.

Gretchen Block- October 28: A Florida man who plotted to blow up Target stores along the east coast has been sentenced to 40 years in federal prison

Sam Speck- February 14:  A Florida man has been caught on camera licking a homeowner’s doorbell.

Avery Bannwarth- March 17: Naked Florida man revealed on video sneaking into restaurant

Jada Goodall- August 20: A Florida man is accused of biting two toddlers dozens of times

Katelin Meek- August 28: Half-naked Florida man walks goat in the rain,

Kyle Corkill- May 25: A Florida man was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct after climbing on top of a playground full of children and yelling about where babies come from.

Liam Wolfe- March 27: Florida man didn’t want to show up for his shift at a Hardee’s restaurant, so he called 911 and reported he’d just been robbed

Morgen Foster- June 25:Florida man was spotted on I-95 riding on the hood of a car at high speeds

Owen Myers- July 20: Florida man struck again on July 8, this time in Charlotte County where a 43-year-old man was arrested for dropping his pants in front of deputies

Maggie Kruse-June 20: Florida man arrested while attempting to catch Pokemon.

Abbygail Rushing- August 7: Florida man believed he was ‘half-dog, half-man’ in face-biting double homicide

Allison Verhulst- May 28: Florida man after he allegedly hit his mother in the head with a corn cob

Angelica Matthews- may 30: Florida man was arrested after waking his live in girlfriend up by slapping her in the face

Ashlyn Berry- October 31: Florida man who climbed down a wall on a lark ended up needing to be rescued from the 30-foot hole.

Grace Albright- September 16: Florida Man was arrested for sniffing

Bella Nihart- November 27: Florida man accused of stabbing woman over underdone potato

Ella Lehman- April 4: Thong-wearing Florida man arrested while building shed with garbage

Emily Cox- September 4: Florida Man flashes buttocks at IHOP after impersonating a police officer to get free food

2019-11-13T13:35:02+00:00November 13th, 2019|Opinion|